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CERN Proves Einstein Wrong With Bad Timing

The giant super┬ácollider┬áthat sits on the border of Switzerland and France released findings that supposedly showed particles travelling faster than light, proving Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity wrong. It turns out that their fiber optic cable connected to the GPS timing signal was loose, providing data errant enough for CERN to prove Einstein wrong.

So always check your data and check your cables before you go public with an earth shaking report.

We all know that the only things that travel faster than the speed of light are fear and bad rumors.